01768cam a2200265 4500 264301688 TxAuBib 20151119120000.0 110329s2005||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9780064410151 0064410153 (OCoLC)658232301 TxAuBib Snicket, Lemony. The Penultimate Peril #12 / Lemony Snicket. New York, NY : HarperCollins, 2005. 353 p. Series of Unfortunate Events, A ; 12 Dear Reader, If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next-to-last book is what you should put down first. Sadly, this book presents the next-to-last chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, and it is next-to-first in its supply of misery, despair, and unpleasantness. Probably the next-to-last thing you would like to read about are a harpoon gun, a rooftop sunbathing alon, two mysterious initials, three unidentified triplets, a notorious villain, and an unsavory curry. Next-to-last things are the first thing to be avoided, and so allow me to recommend that you put this next-to-last book down first, and find something else to read next at last, such a s the next-to-last book in another chronicle, or a chronicle containing other next-to-last things, so that this next-to-last book does not become the last book you will read. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket. Accelerated Reader AR MG 7.4 7.0 Quiz #101791. 20110329. Brett Helquist; ill. A Series of Unfortunate Events ; 12. TXHAM